Why not open with a corny (yet endearing) marketing pick-up line?!
As you know, Valentine's Day is tomorrow. And trust me, we take love pretty seriously here at 探花精选. In fact, everything we do is . That's why we created this list of 16 ridiculous yet hilarious Valentine's Day pick-up lines (with memes!) to help you spread the love with your marketing colleagues. Think you have a good pick-up line to add to this list? Share it in the comments! (We like getting love, too.)
So what do you say? Are you ready for your heart to explode with warm, fuzzy feelings? Here are 16 ridiculously cheesy pick-up lines, just in time for Valentine's Day.
Disclaimer: We provide no guarantee that these pick-up lines will actually work, and are therefore not responsible for any failed pick-up attempts, dating applications, or even marriage proposals.
16 Cheesy (But Lovable) Marketing Pick-Up Lines
1) "If men were landing pages, I’d only want to convert on you."
2) "You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe."
3) "What do you say we bounce like a bad email?"
4) "I love you like a marketer loves reporting."
5) "You’re like a style guide … you add consistency to my life."
6) "Baby, you can give me a call-to-action anytime …"
7) "I don’t need to look at more data. What I’m feeling with you is already statistically significant."
8) "Do you have a privacy policy? Cause I’d love to see your fine print."
9) "Me without you is like a marketer without analytics. Lost, visionless, and confused."
10) "How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?"
11) "You must be an inbound marketer … cause you sure attracted me!"
12) "What do you say we opt-out of here and opt-in to my jacuzzi?"
13) "Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me."
14) "What do you say we wrap up this blog post back at my place?"
15) "If I told you you had a nice pipeline, would you hold it against me?"
16) "You must be an SEO expert, because you rank #1 on my list!"
I know, I know, I had you at 'Marketing Pick-Up Lines.' But before you dash off to use these lines, let's not forget the charm of — it's like the ultimate pick-up line that keeps your audience coming back for more.
Have any corny one-liners of your own? Share them in the comments below, especially if they're as smooth as a well-crafted inbound marketing strategy!